The dead are supposed to rise today.
Some go to Heaven while others walk amongst those who failed judgment.
Didn’t you know?
Today’s Judgement Day.
The day all saved vanish on Earth leaving those behind who weren’t believers.
Since I’m still here, I might as well stop by the liquor store and imbibe on some good spirits while I contact each friend and family by leaving Facebook messages, texts, and e-mails to see if they were left behind too. Come on now, we’re in the 21st century, call them? Please…why when I can send one note that distributes to all I know instantly at the same time?
Tonight calls for movies based on the end of the world or zombies. It’s a good thing I have Netflix, who wants to head out when Uncle Lester could come dragging by to bite you? Not me. I’m boarding up the doors and windows. You should too.
But first I need to order some tools.